NEVER GOON

Rise Above Temptation, Embrace Your Inner Chad

🧘‍♂️ The Path to Enlightenment

Welcome, brave warrior. You've taken the first step towards breaking free from the horny prison. Here, we don't just touch grass - we become one with it.

💪 Benefits of Never Gooning

  • Ability to levitate (results may vary)
  • Actually finishing Netflix shows instead of just "browsing"
  • Using your phone in portrait mode like a normal person
  • Tissue paper budget reduced by 90%
  • Browser history cleaner than Mr. Clean's head

🎯 Daily Wisdom

"The strongest urges require the strongest wills" - Master Oogway, probably
"Your sword hand should be used for actual swords" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

🛡️ Anti-Goon Techniques

  • When tempted, do one push-up (you'll be jacked in no time)
  • Replace "hub" websites with GitHub
  • Think about your grandma (works 100% of the time)
  • Cold showers (embrace the pain)

🏆 Levels of Achievement

Level 1: Novice Still thinks "Netflix and Chill" means watching documentaries
Level 50: Master Can walk through a Victoria's Secret store while maintaining eye contact with staff
Level 100: Enlightened Has ascended beyond mortal desires (and probably needs a girlfriend)

Enlightened Warriors

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And Growing

Days of Strength

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Staying Strong

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