🍆 The Daily Struggle
Let's face it, you're here because you've got more hormones than a teenager at a pool party. Your browser history is cleaner than a nun's conscience... because you clear it every 30 minutes! 🧐
🎮 Goon Activities
- Professional "one-handed gaming" enthusiast
- Incognito mode is your best friend
- Your sock drawer has more secrets than the CIA
- You've memorized every NSFW subreddit by heart
⚠️ Side Effects of Gooning
- Carpal tunnel in suspicious places
- Mysterious stains on your gaming chair
- Phone always in landscape mode
- Tissue companies love you
💪 Daily Affirmations
"I am one with the horny, and the horny is with me"
"My right arm is stronger than my left... for reasons"